constants and variables 

according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:

constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)

variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)

your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.

constants and variables by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018

Constracted 

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

Constracted by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Constănțeanca

The action of taking a kfc bucket, filling it with cola from a juice dispenser, and taking turns drinking from it

Hey, wanna do a Constănțeanca tonight?

Constănțeanca by Say_Gex July 24, 2023

constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

constantin 

the sweetest smartest sexiest guy on earth. more likely than not, is greek. if you've got a constantin, thank your lucky stars...let him know...and never let him go :)

also goes by constantinos, kostas, and dinos.

"oh my God, stop jumping around, woman...did you win the lottery?" :/
"no! i'm in love!" :D
"wow...you've fallen hard for that dude." :o
"i couldn't help it!... he's a constantin." :)

constantin by ~sparrow~ March 14, 2011

constantinos

Greek Orthodox Name for males.
Name mostly used in Greece and Cyprus

My name is Constantinos Christodoulou from Cyprus

constantinos by Constantinos Christodoulou January 14, 2008

Constantino 

He is a king in sports. He also is Greek. Most of the time he plays on his video games and likes girls and hanges out with them, he is a King in his religion and is very tough and strong.

Dang, I wish I had the name Constantino

Constantino by Have-123 March 26, 2019