Confirmation E-mail 

noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.

Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn

Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.

*clicks link*

OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:

*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)

T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly

Confirmation E-mail by IleikyouTeeHee October 29, 2009

confirmative

to agree; to confirm; to affirm; when something is right, it can be deemed confirmative.

"Dude, chicks are for fags."
"Confirmative, I mean really the last time i wear those shorts i got beat up."

confirmative by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003

confirmation bientist

A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.

Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.

confirmation bientist by sinistlor November 13, 2009

confirmulate 

To call or text ahead that you will be running late.

Shaneequah: "Lateefa, what took you so long, girl? Now we gon' be late for the show! Why come you don't never confirmulate?"

Lateefa: "I'm sorry, girl. I had to cash my first-of-the-month check, pick up some lottery tickets, then catch the bus over hurrrrrre. Runnin' around in all this heat is turrrrrble."

confirmulate by dookeyboy November 22, 2011

confirmative

Combination of (confir)med & affir(mative); possibly used in CB trucker talk.

~Scoog, are you reading me?
-Copy that Clancy , I'm reading you loud and clear
~Did you see that Bard Owl at when Fueling up?
-I believe that was a Spotted Owl
~That's Confirmative

confirmative by PfdfasskjPsilo March 2, 2017

Confirmation Deflector

Words used to avoid completely and confidently confirming something

Maybe you’re kind of right about the definition for confirmation deflector

Confirmation Deflector by tbianchi31 February 25, 2019

Confuriated

Caused to experience extreme confusion and fury.

His wife of twelve years suddenly left him for a midget wrestler, which understandably confuriated him.

Confuriated by JohnnyL337 October 16, 2010