Cock Mute 

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

Cock a doodle doodoo by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Cock-up Cascade 

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

Cock-up Cascade by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

Lunch Cock by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

cock cream 

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.

If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.

cock cream by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Morph Cock 

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.

She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !

Morph Cock by Bella-gal August 20, 2019

Cock Fight 

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

Cock Fight by half_dime June 20, 2011