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Clashing Colours 

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
Clashing Colours by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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Santa Clausing 

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.
Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.

Sleep Clashing 

When you are tired but clash of clans is life.
Friend: sup bro what are you doing?

Me: nothing much just Sleep Clashing
Josh reminds me of a clasing
clasing by DarkFennix May 16, 2020

cassingham 

trash bro like utter garbage, these people are trash and suck major dick and balls
That guy jack cassingham kinda retarded and can't spell
cassingham by lickthatcoral March 22, 2023

Santa Clausing 

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
Santa Clausing by erferfin February 11, 2022

Santa Clausing 

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.