mori calliope 

m&ms newest competitor,rap god,gay for kiara and queen of the deadbeats

deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream

mori calliope by a deadbeat January 27, 2021

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.

John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.

calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

I ain't calling you a truther! 

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

I ain't calling you a truther! by uberSMACK September 12, 2014

Goanimate calliou 

A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here

Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there

Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA

Goanimate calliou by Shitass, True God April 28, 2021

callington 

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB

What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"

callington by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011

cold calling cocksucker 

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

cold calling cocksucker by Frankie2times September 16, 2016