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Verb: A cat's action of sitting or sleeping on any object, thereby rendering it an impromptu cat bed.

Noun: Any object that has been catbedded.
"Fluffy catbedded my clean laundry."

"As soon as I put something on the floor, Snowball catbeds it."
Catbed by Slimmo November 18, 2012
Related Words

Categorically False 

In order to understand the meaning of Categorically False, one must understand the Categorical approach to defining crimes. Where there are two crimes that may be similar in nature, but defined differently in different areas (Such as "Burglary" and "Shoplifting") then one may or may not be the same as the other.

For example, State X defines walking into a store in the middle of the day and stealing X amount of product from the shelf as "Burglary". State Y defines the same action as "Shoplifting". It is in a defense attorney's best interest to argue that this conviction, especially as it applies to Federal Law (enhancing sentences based on prior convictions), does not fall in the same category as a specified crime.

So, in practice, it means that a reporter asking someone's opinion of whether or not the charges of "drug smuggling" to a relative are true. The interviewee would respond, "Those charges are categorically false". Meaning, this person did something... but not defined in the way you just asked about.

However, in popular culture, people using the phrase Categorically False simple mean "wholly untrue", which is incorrect.
(From Luke Cage)

Reporter: "Have you been questioned by the NYPD about your cousin?"

Councilwoman Mariah Dillard: "Family first Robin. I love my cousin Cornell Stokes. The charges against him are categorically false..."
She is cutest girl you’ll ever get a chance to see she’s absolutely gorgeous and has an amazing personality she also makes the perfect girlfriend she’s an awesome person who deserves the world
I love you caterin
Caterin by “Airbusa380” July 3, 2020

catelope 

When two cats in love run away to become mates.
Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!
catelope by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021

Flesh Canoe 

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.
1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

juice canoe

yo son, i'mma ride that bitch's juice canoe.
juice canoe by the brothers turk January 17, 2012