captain

v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly

I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!

by atemperman April 20, 2003

captain

nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn

"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."

by TT Boy December 17, 2003

captain

verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.

by Coni Pony June 5, 2009

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006

captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 1, 2004

Captain

I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.

Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.

Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.

by CapitalCityGoofball July 8, 2009

Captain

(n). An older, traditional term for a White boss.

"Captain, you need extra hands laying track on the number 3 rail line?"

by z-da-man November 8, 2013