Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.

"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."

Queen of Candyland by Lpqoc October 3, 2008

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going to candyland

Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.

Wheres Sierra! She must be going to candyland with her best friend.

going to candyland by TacoMann December 24, 2008

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Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.

"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "

Scotch Candyland by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024