Calf Horr 

Someone who purposely likes to beat the shit out of women to feel power. Usually Calf Horr’s cannot hold down a job for long and like pretending they have a large cock- even though it’s probably the size of a soft marshmallow.

Don’t be a Calf Horr if you can’t beat the shit out of your wife and then rail her like she’s on a railroad track the next day!

Calf Horr by chickennoodle77 September 23, 2020

CALF ON A CLIFF 

When you are nailing a girl from behind and you drive her to the edge of the bed. This forces her to reel her arms in a reverse direction in an attempt to keep herself on the bed so as to not interupt the nailing and fall on her face.

"I was pullin a calf on a cliff last night but that bitch fell on her face and broke her nose which led to coitus interuptus."

CALF ON A CLIFF by Dash Riprock August 4, 2006

Calf Slap 

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

Calf Slap by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Calf Job

When a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction. This can cause a friendly rub to become an awkward task.

Nicki would ask Jillian to give her a Calf Job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually.

Calf Job by LLcoolG April 23, 2009

calf game

The thickness and strengh of your calves

GET YO CALF GAME UP!!!!!!!!

calf game by WicKid April 12, 2014

Calf Roping

The occurrence when one inserts both hands and feet into another's anus, looking lIke you are baby cow who was calf roped.

Dave: Shane's anus is the size a football.
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!

Calf Roping by Catsandra October 16, 2015

Calf-Down 

When a large woman gives birth.

"When's fat Rosie gonna calf-down?"
"She had her baby last night."

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Calf-Down by robapostrophe October 25, 2010