Cort
Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR
look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.
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