Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Burkled 

When a seemingly simple task becomes a logistical nightmare.

"Wow, Pete, You really burkled that one"

Burkled by Jim B. A. January 4, 2008

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

Merge Burgler by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

turd burgler 

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003

g'burgle 

The sound your gut makes when you hold flatulence in and it feels like your insides are about to explode. Essentially the sound your entrails make due to an internal fart.

Fah Ting: *g'burgle* Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Gut.

g'burgle by bra bandit October 23, 2005

burgleflickle 

An interjection used to convey distress, confusion or general annoyance.

Also used to defy idiotic panelists who tell you not to make up words.

lame n00b: hatred i sexed ur mom
Hatred <EZ>: Ah, burgleflickle.

Candidate: This whole thing is a travesty.. a sham.. and a mockery! It's a TRAVESHAMOCKERY!
Panel: No making up words.
Candidate: BURGLEFLICKLE!

burgleflickle by Hatred <EZ> June 11, 2006

Burglecunt 

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).

Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

Burglecunt by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010