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Bullet Sponge 

Marine Corps term for Infantrymen or Riflemen on the frontlines on combat.
"Let me get my bullet sponges to the front line."

Bueller Syndrome 

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.
John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

Baller Spread 

A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys.

DIRECTIONS:
• Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets).
• Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand.
• When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles.
• For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams.
• Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time.
• Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise.
• Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred).
• You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties.
• Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good.
• Let stand for ten minutes.
• Bust it open.
• Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos.

No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison.

Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.
Break bread homie, don’t be a cheapskate, we’re putting a spread together. When we make the Baller Spread, everyone pitches in.
Baller Spread by OG Laa-Laa June 1, 2010

Baller-status Catholic 

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

baller shorts 

Richie's got on his baller shorts guyyyyy
baller shorts by lisapwns October 25, 2007

butler sauce 

1. A rich-boy's sperm
2. A high-grade sperm
3. A high-class person's sperm.
"Wow, that is SOME butler sauce"
butler sauce by Timothy Weisgerber December 16, 2007