Raging Boehner 

A play on the unfortuante last name of the new Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives (and his tortured attempts at altering the pronunciation). He claims it's pronounced "Bay" ner. Ask a German, any German, if it's possible for Boehner to be pronounced "Bay" ner. Go on. We'll wait.

On November 3rd, America woke up to a Raging Boehner.

Congress now has a Raging Boehner.

Raging Boehner by OllyOllyOxenFrei November 3, 2010

have a boehner for 

To push through legislation by reliance on lobbyists acting in the interest of corporations with the aim to fuck the 99%.

CFO: Boy, this climate change debate in Congress is going to end up costing us more in taxes.
CEO: Don’t worry, we have a boehner for it.

have a boehner for by FrankBeaverbrook January 1, 2013

Pulled a Boehner 

to intentionally make a silly mistake or agree to a stupid idea.

"The Speaker of the House pulled a boehner when he led the charge to link defunding Obamacare with the funding of the government, knowing that it was a loser politically."

"Bobby, a known oenophile, pulled a boehner when he pronounced Merlot as Mur Lott."

Pulled a Boehner by davemalaphor October 1, 2013

Pulled a Boehner 

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.

Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!

Pulled a Boehner by Science Lover July 31, 2011

pull a Boehner 

to make a an egregious and uncompromising mistake. one that that will publicly affect your career, the careers of your peers and colleagues, your political party, your country, its standing in the world, and maybe the world itself.

the speaker of the house pull a Boehner and now the world has ended.

pull a Boehner by Uncle SAM October 6, 2013

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

Bohner Scale by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Ralph Bohner 

A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke

Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)

Ralph Bohner by SuperGoat636 March 5, 2021