blob
blob by orphantasy November 7, 2014
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verb
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.
2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.
noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.
2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.
noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.
verb
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."
noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."
noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"
Blob
A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
Blob by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
blob
(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.
Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.
Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.
Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.
Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.
Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.