Bluffing Butthole 

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

Bluffing Butthole by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Bum barfing 

Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.

Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens!

Bum barfing by Joneman January 4, 2010

Barfing 

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.

I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing

Barfing by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

blarting 

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

blarting by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

blarting 

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

blarting by MertK October 23, 2016

Braffing 

To take a 4 wheel drive vehicle into muddy, rocky, or mountainous terrain. Also may be used for simple instances such as driving up a curb. Synonomous with four-wheeling.

"Let's take the truck and go braffing at Cougar Mountain!"

"He just braffed up that curb!"

"I want to go braff up that hill."

Braffing by Inkabod November 30, 2011

Barfing Penis 

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.

yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?

Barfing Penis by A big WAng December 15, 2008