Billion Dollar Baby 

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

Billion Dollar Baby by Evilous Dark Power December 17, 2020

Billion suprise toys 

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"

Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"

Billion suprise toys by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021

Billion Surprise Toys 

Elsa Gate But Good

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You

Billion Surprise Toys by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021

billion million

quadrillion.

"There are a billion million objects in the universe."

billion million by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

Billion firstth

when referring to a billion and 1 more unit of something

the one billion firstth cereal box has been bought

Billion firstth by LordO'Pugs March 25, 2025

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

4 Billion 

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008