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Beings of Extra Terrestrial origin Adversary to human race. Official name for the grotesque alien creatures of the Muv Luv visual novel/anime franchise. Identification tips of most BETA types: multiple limbs on lower body, phallic head, giant mouth with only molars. All other alien organisms associated with identified BETAs are their more dangerous cousins.

They can and will consume everything in their path if not stopped by 36MM chaingun fire. Don't panic if you think this description fits some humans you know.
A: You're such a dickhead for helping yourself to my fridge.
B: I'm practicing my BETA imitation routine! (bites A)
BETA by John Doe sports version March 25, 2013
A guy who worships his girl in a toolbag sort of way. Also a loser, or someone who is not exactly the "alpha" in the social wolf pack.
Dude Scott is such a Beta, his girlfriend isn't even that good looking!
Beta by betawolph December 16, 2011
In Hindi, refers to a child.
Bob: ouch, mom. i hurt my foot.
Bob's mom: aaawwww beta, it's okay!!!!
beta by beenieman November 10, 2005
in reference to beta max, which was a lesser version of VHS in the 70's & 80's
she needs to get her hair done, that shit looks beta!
beta by brooklynne February 9, 2009
A japanese fighting fish. The males, when put in tanks together flare their gills and fight until one dies.
My beta will kick your beta's ass!
beta by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004
Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.
Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.
beta by Jon August 11, 2004