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Bende van Japer 

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016
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Chicken Banter 

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life
Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!
Chicken Banter by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010
Related Words

Banterlope 

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter
We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!
Banterlope by SC88 July 7, 2010

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter
Aidan is a beeterskeeter

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.
wife-beater-status by JTandKD June 25, 2009
Banteb

An evolved form of banter. It is often thought to have stemmed from a single being, often referred to as 'the Banteray'.

The phrase began its life as a mistaken corruption of the word banter, thereby creating banter by merly existing, the phrase's banter level have therefore grown exponentially from it's creation.

The recursive property of the phrase means that by the year 2013, it is expected that the word itself will no longer be comprehensible by the human mind. Therefore it is paramount that this phrase is only used in situations of extreme banter.
Will: Dude i just did a dry dock in your toilet. Banteb.

You: Just because your dads a plumber. Also thats not Banteb.
Banteb by Few got U's May 19, 2010

Archbishop of Banterbury 

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering