Alabama Beanstalk 

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

Alabama Beanstalk by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

jack and the beanstalk 

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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jack and the beanstalk by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

playing jack and the beanstalk 

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

playing jack and the beanstalk by jojo548 December 16, 2008

flicking the beanstalk 

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

flicking the beanstalk by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

Awk Beanstalk 

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.

I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

Awk Beanstalk by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011

jackin' the beanstalk 

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.

Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.

jackin' the beanstalk by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022

Climb The Beanstalk 

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

Climb The Beanstalk by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009