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Inglorious Basterd

One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.

Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:

1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.

2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.

3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.

4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.

5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
Inglorious Basterd by stebo11 January 30, 2010

turkey basterd 

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.
That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
turkey basterd by neologisto July 15, 2011

turkey basterd 

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
turkey basterd by wwx822 July 15, 2014

fat basterd 

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd
My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd
fat basterd by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

biggot basterd king 

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.
Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.