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jayden barclay by Your nans friend November 22, 2021

Raising the BARclay

The act of raising the standard so high it now requires 10+ years of teaching, Beach Hampton
tablescapes, Stormridge Castle, CollectivX, Stormridge Tavern, 3 LLCs, 5 trademarks, 1 copyright, a
patent pending, RH taste, Rose Soiree stamina, and former Zumba-instructor hips. To raise the BARclay
is not to merely improve something - it is to turn a "small idea" into a legally protected Long Island
brand ecosystem before anyone finishes asking questions. A person raising the BARclay teaches by day,
curates bespoke Hamptons luxury by sunset, builds medieval kingdoms by night, and still finds time to
know all her spots: restaurants, Hamptons corners, weak points, and the other ones too. Often seen
around florals, ivory linens, castles, taverns, live rewards, crowd-powered gameplay, and expensive
neutral-toned RH furniture. It sounds unhinged until you realize he is actually pulling it off.
1. "He said he had a few things going on."
"It was 3 LLCs, 5 trademarks, a castle, a tavern, and a patent pending."
"He is raising the BARclay."
2. "She asked for romance and got florals, RH taste, a medieval kingdom, and a full guest-experience strategy."
"Raising the BARclay."
3. "Men used to plan dates. Joseph built a venue."
"Exactly. BARclay raised."

Barclayed 

To have spent a large sum of money the night before, whilst drunk, without having any recollection of doing so.

Often used after looking into one's wallet after a big night out.

From 'Barclays Bank'
"oh my days! I got totally barclayed last night..."
Barclayed by Eol November 23, 2007

Barclays 

cockney rhyming slang
Barclays Bank - Wank
-"mate, i just had the best barclays of my life"
-"safe"
Barclays by Robbie Boot April 29, 2008

Barklay Hotrod 

When one sticks a curling iron in another person's butthole and then plugs it in, and then observe how long the person can stand it before it is too hot.
Man I'm bored, let's see who can take a barklay hotrod the longest!
Barklay Hotrod by Dr. Jerry Masters September 1, 2020

Dirty Barclays 

When you stuff your debit card inside her snatch and kerb stomp it as she is about to climax. Like a Chelsea smile but downstairs.
That bitch Indie got hammered last night, gave her a right Dirty Barclays; now she won’t talk to me.
Dirty Barclays by MG68 May 3, 2021