battered 

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

battered by kippo May 23, 2003

battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

battered cod 

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

battered cod by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

battered 

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

battered by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered 

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

battered by selmabouvier December 18, 2003