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bang nanny 

A woman that a man gets into a relationship with primarily so she'll watch his kids from another relationship
Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."

Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."
bang nanny by Mai Ainsel October 21, 2019
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Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

wizz-bang 

when something meets with an unfortunate demise or the sound made when this occurs
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
wizz-bang by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020
adorable leader of Stray Kids, multi talented, he raps, sings, dances, produces music PLUS he's a kangaroo
Stan talent, stan Bang Chan
bang chan by SkzStanCloudy July 18, 2018
Bang Chan is the leader of Stray kids. He produces, writes, raps, sings, and dances. He is such a caring person who puts his members struggles before his own. He is the type of person to always make sure you are okay.

Bang Chan is the type of person that would come to your window at 2am telling you that y’all are going on a late night drive and either talk about what’s been bothering the two of you or just sit in a comfortable silence cause he has a comfortable aura that you always want to be around.
I wish I had a friend like Bang Chan

Bang Chan is such a comfortable guy to be around
Bang Chan by jeontokyo_ March 19, 2019
bang chan is the bestest leader ever & he is the definition of an emotional support Kpop boy. He is extremely talented and produces the best most meaningful songs for his STAYs. In conclusion, Stan bang chan, Stan stray kids for a better life
Stays love bang chan because he is the bestest boy ever, periodt.
bang chan by a minho stan December 22, 2019
an angel, writes and produces incredible music, a kangaroo mom of 7 chaotic children; loves stay with his whole heart.
always remember, no matter how much you love lee felix, bang chan will always love him more.
bang chan by chanslaptop December 7, 2020