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Cell bagging 

When you leave your cell phone out and a guy puts his balls on it.
OMG! Don’t leave your cell phone out! Johnny is so going to cell bag it!!! Cell bagging
Cell bagging by Igoeflow April 18, 2021

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

What you banging shorty on BD 

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

Peak bagging 

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.
Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!
Peak bagging by Crom2011 August 22, 2011

Chip bagging 

Origin : england

Definition : one who offers sexual services for chips (fries),
Andy's chip bagging rate is 20 chips for full anal penitration
Chip bagging by D-ride October 8, 2013

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.