A taco baco is the act of shitting on one's chest and face and then folding their body in half. There are many ways to perform this act but the New Jersey variant is to lay on the floor with your feet against a wall and then slide your legs up it so that you are now resting on your upper back. You then swing your legs over your head and move your genitals out of the way so that the shit coming out of your ass can land on your chest. It is only a taco baco when your body folds onto itself after the act is performed. You get extra points if your spine breaks in the taco making process.

Dude man: Bro, why are you in the hospital for the sixth time this month? It's only the 18th of July.
Me: I was performing a Taco Baco
Dude man: Ah, that's understandable

Taco Baco by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

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can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

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baconeggandcheese

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

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Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

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