Assholitosis 

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholeish 

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

assholeish by allmyidea May 27, 2005

pope of assholiness 

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.

Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!

pope of assholiness by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010

assholiness 

A grade A, highest ranking asshole

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

assholiness by bwitchu March 15, 2004

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage

That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%

Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006

Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020