Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

appetite for destruction 

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

appetite for destruction by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005

Nappetizer 

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

Nappetizer by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Corsetted appetite 

A suppressed sensation of hunger due to wearing an extremely tight corset, for the purposes of doing exactly this as well as to push up your breasts as high as possible so that they are in the line of vision of men.

"I can't eat a thing, i think I have a corsetted appetite" she said as he stared at her breasts popping out the top of her corset.

Corsetted appetite by Etak_soda September 21, 2011

asshole to appetite 

Mean from the anus to the stomach

Keep playing and i will cut you from asshole to appetite

asshole to appetite by Zaeglizzy November 25, 2017

appetize 

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)

That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.

appetize by ecushey June 30, 2003