loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.

Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.

loner with a boner by Kimotep October 12, 2009

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have a boner for

An expression that means you find something/someone incredibly appealing.

"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."

"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2

have a boner for by thesneakycanadian October 29, 2011

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WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

WHY CANT I GET A BONER by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

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don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.

Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.

don't get a boner by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009

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