nascar moded

“When you’re so fucking drunk that you sit in a bathtub and start thinking that you’re a nascar driver in the water. Gear shifting and sounds are included…”

Example:

Brad: “dude I got so nascar moded last night that I even started to shift the gears in the bathtub”

nascar moded by texasandmontana July 12, 2021

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Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

Mexican Mower by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021

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Daniel Mowery

a very cool man that has lots of sex with Monika body pillow

Look at the Daniel Mowery over there, he fr fr

Daniel Mowery by XxxDeezNutsxxX July 12, 2022

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Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

Sea mower potato by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

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Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

Cuban lawn mower by Trinidad James d May 17, 2014

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Canadian lawn mower

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

Canadian lawn mower by bzmummy May 11, 2016

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getting s'mored

When you shit and cum all over the place

Fuck, I'm getting s'mored again!

getting s'mored by smoremonky6669 September 7, 2019

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