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Verb/Adjective that describes the feeling of an overly full stomach after failing to consume all of an abnormally large meal.

Originated from the Whopper, the burger from Burger King. One who was unable to eat three in one sitting was considered whopped. Now applies to all big meals.

See Unwhoppable
"I shouldn't have had that last turkey leg. Now I feel whopped."

"My friend is easily whopped." He can't even finish an entree from the Childrens's menu without having to get a to-go box.
whopped by Doug O. April 5, 2005
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Double Whopper 

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.
I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!
Double Whopper by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

Whoppers 

A candy or mostly used as wrinkles on a penis and testicles
"You sucked all my whoppers out boy" "Don't you have anything else to do than look at boys whoppers"
Whoppers by bhfdhfh April 3, 2008

Golly Whoppers 

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".
Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!
Golly Whoppers by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Molly Whopped 

The act of Pulling ones shirt over there head and beating them in the face. Usually accomplished by punching one in the Nuts (see Nads) or belly.
DAMN FOO.... It was all over when you MOLLY WHOPPED that mo fucka.
Molly Whopped by todayistheday August 14, 2008
the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
Whopper by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Whopper with Cheese 

A obese patient with vaginal thrush
Mate, get the heavy duty stretcher and some plastic sheets, we're delivering a Whopper with Cheese.