tennis stick 

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.

Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.

tennis stick by Bourkey July 6, 2008

Tennis ball dick 

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When a man is wearing tight pants and his dick/ balls resembles a tennis ball shape

His pants were so tight his dick was looking like a tennis ball dick.

Tennis ball dick by Squad2.0 June 10, 2018

street tennis 

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

street tennis by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009

Bog Tennis

A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.

Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count

Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.

Bog Tennis by johners47145 March 9, 2010

Tongue tennis 

Another word for making out or
French kissing

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!

Tongue tennis by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016

falcon tennis 

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league

Falcon tennis just brought home the ship

falcon tennis by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017

squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.

"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?

squidward tennisballs by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021