October 5 

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

October 5 by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

6.5 Turbo diesel

An engine that is the literal honeybadger of all diesel engines. It gives no shits on what fuel it runs on, what kind of oil is in it (if there is) or how much boost is being shoved into it. This engine is one of the most controversial and hated engine in the diesel community. Much like the 7.3 its so fucking slow that everything could beat it in a race. Like most Detroit Diesels, it runs shitty, but forever.

That must be a 6.5 Turbo diesel, it hasnt died yet!

6.5 Turbo diesel by The Random Mechanic October 8, 2021

exodus 5:4 

for thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil

make sure u have a pussay and not a badussay because of exodus 5:4

exodus 5:4 by bye313 October 13, 2021

November 5 

on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day

November 5 just do it!!!!

November 5 by lover1133 October 18, 2021

November 5 

The day destiel became canon on the show Supernatural, and broke Tumblr.

Oh, it’s November 5 again. Supernatural is trending. The CW is homophobic. Fuck everything.

November 5 by aqdfghjkl November 5, 2021

December 5 

National kiss your girlfriend day

It’s December 5 i’m going to kiss my girlfriend

December 5 by suckycok December 4, 2021

May 5 

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

May 5 by anonymous March 31, 2022