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Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
Cryptid fucker by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024

Mother Fucker 

Anything that goes on for too long
1. That mother fucker still owes me money.

2. This party is boring as a mother fucker.
Mother Fucker by sinkking December 22, 2024

Rich fucker 

A better who won more than 1k in cash, and betted only 200 dollars or below. This can be from poker, all the way to horse races.
Bill is such a rich fucker. he got the winning horse, and nobody thought he would win!
Rich fucker by Monosloq December 23, 2024

thunder fucker 

when you call someone a fucker but with the power of Zeus
THUNDER FUCKER! "man gets fried by electricity"
thunder fucker by alionzaa December 29, 2024

Father Fucker 

Someone who fucks their daddy.
Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.
Father Fucker by cxp1d December 30, 2024

Gun Fucker 

n. Gun owner who is also a fan of the Girls Frontline franchise of games. Usually found posting GFL content in response to a gun control advocate who has failed to make any compelling argument, going "Fuck your guns!"
"Fuck your guns!"

"Yep, certified gun fucker here, guess I'll have to put up with SPAS-12 and S-ACR pregnant at the same time again."
Gun Fucker by HiroProX January 1, 2025