Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.

Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.

Smurf by Unsmoked April 24, 2023

Smurf

Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'

Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"

Smurf by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 5, 2023

Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.

Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.

Smurf by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

Smurf by Seb1245 March 14, 2025

smurf pump 

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

smurf pump by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

smurf tube by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

Smurf Account 

A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.

NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best

Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*

Smurf Account by CraDieN March 6, 2011