nose goober 

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

nose goober by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

gooey goober by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

Pull a Gokey

When an American Idol contestant repeatedly mentions a family member or friend who is either a) dying or b) dead, in an attempt to garner sympathy from the judges, and while they're at it, your votes.

Person A: Hey, didn't Katie Stevens dedicate her audition to that dead friend of hers?

Person B: Yeah, didn't she totally pull a Gokey on the judges?

Pull a Gokey by msnapper March 10, 2010

Goober 

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

Goober by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

Goober 

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

Goober by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

goober fish by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy 

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

goober gravy by Jason January 1, 2004