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gookemon 

A mix of an asian and a pokemon, often resulting from intense gameboy playing in which the player starts to resemble his pokemon.
When a person, usually asian begins to think that they are a pokemon or refers to themself as a pokemon
Reverse form is a pokegook in which a pokemon begins to think they are an asian person (see meowth)
RJ: Dude Max has been playing pokemon a lot lately
David: Yeah he's a gookemon

Max: Pikachu on deck
David: You mean gookemon
gookemon by Rumblefighterbro November 21, 2011
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Gokemon Po

In this game, Pokemon catch you.
Let's get sucked into Gokeballs in Gokemon Po
Gokemon Po by MILF on Harowein March 14, 2020

Sussy goosemongy 

Alejandro Javier Guzman Ramos's favorite word
he's acting sus like sussy goosemongy
Sussy goosemongy by sbadecahedron November 15, 2021

goosemonkey

someone who laughs like a goose, and acts like a monkey.
Ashley's being a goosemonkey again.
goosemonkey by Eloise S. Harry November 29, 2007

goosemongler 

Someone who monglers gooses.
Term coined by Candied Fetus.
Usually said to Eternal or someone of the sort.
Most people in the Eternal Realm on Stickam are goosemonglers.
My new neighbor is a goosemongler so I burned his house!
goosemongler by AmberMOOOO July 27, 2008

Goosemoning 

A mispronunciation of the phase "Good Morning" meant to introduce a sense of trustworthiness.
"Goosemoning everyone, you sleep well yes?"
Goosemoning by MumblerSA October 21, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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