Carbonwashing 

Carbonwashing is similar to Greenwashing. Carbonwashing is the practice of virtue signaling by companies or individuals to proclaim that they are purchasing "carbon credits" or similar type carbon producing offsets as a means to polish their corporate image. While, in the background they may or may not be doing this as it is a very shadowy audit process to actually prove that you are indeed having any impact whatsoever further to whatever metrics you are using to illustrate.

I just came from a conference and they were speaking of "carbon offsets" and "carbon capture" credits for their business. I'm not sure that these companies are actually measuring this properly or even partaking in sames. I think many of them are just Carbonwashing us.

Carbonwashing by intothefray September 7, 2023

Carooned 

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

Carooned by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023

Coffee Carbonation 

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.

Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.

Coffee Carbonation by Ghoul July 26, 2018

joseph carone 

A boy with a Tiny dick that dates girls taller then him

joseph carone tried fucking me but I couldn't feel it

joseph carone by Joseph John carone November 19, 2019

Blind Carbon Cock-Up 

When people cc a whole bunch of private addresses on an email when they should really have bcc'd them because cc exposes the email addresses to the other recipients, whereas bcc does not.

Oh crikey, the UK Ministry of Defense made a blind carbon cock-up by cc'ing a bunch of afghan interpreters instead of bcc'ing them.

Blind Carbon Cock-Up by BorisBikes September 22, 2021

Need For Speed carbon

Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME

Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.

Need For Speed carbon by NCR Ranger April 28, 2021

Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium

The chemical elements that when combined form MoThErFUCKEr!

The composition of science deniers and election conspiracy loons is 100 % Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium!

Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 2, 2022