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The Obi Wan 

When you get dressed up like Obi Wan Kenobi during sex including a neon blue, glow in the dark condom as your light saber. when you shoot your load you say, "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"
Yoda gave the obi wan to young anikan skywalker, turning him over to Senator Palpatine and the DARK SIDE!
The Obi Wan by G.Job December 11, 2006
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quaire wan 

Irish, country term for female life partner, can be wife or girlfriend.
Be the livin Jaysus, the quaire wan has me druv demented talking about this hoorin wall she wants painted. I've a pain in me hole listening to her.
quaire wan by bigtom June 19, 2003

Win Wan Soon 

Famous Chinese footballer who has played for several ailing Scottish football teams in a bid to turn their fortunes around.
"I hear Rovers have a new Chinese player, Win Wan Soon".
Win Wan Soon by AxelS September 17, 2013

Obi-wan Chernobyl 

The phrase use to describe an awesome, but highly radioactive person with a lightsaber.
Look at this fine Obi-Wan Chernobyl, not for too long though, the radiation will melt your eyes.

Obi-wan Kenobi 

Master of the highground.
Best Jedi to ever exist.
Achieved the rank of Jedi Master.
Part of the Jedi high council.
Lost everything, yet still remained in the light.
The master of Form III (Soresu) of lightsaber combat.
"Hello there." "General Kenobi!"
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"Obi-wan Kenobi is a Jedi master unlike Anakin Skywalker."
Obi-wan Kenobi by Sir Chicken Man September 16, 2020

Obi Wan Kenobi 

THE ABSOLUTE WORST JEDI EVER, HE CUT OFF MY FUCKING LEGS THEN KILLS ME YEARS LATER
Obi Wan Kenobi by Darth Maul4629 September 16, 2020