golden homer 

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

golden homer by COMA SUTRA August 13, 2007

presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out

girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!

presidential homer by ultimo March 9, 2005

Tom Homer 

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

Tom Homer by y0 Phish October 23, 2018

Dirty Homer Simpson

The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.

I did a Dirty Homer Simpson on my girl last night.

Dirty Homer Simpson by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 25, 2022

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

the homer 

When, during a sexual act, right before reaching orgasm the male will verbally release a LOUD.......D'OH!!!!!!!

Dude, the other day I was bangin' this skank; I pulled out and told her to spread her ass, and i gave her asshole the homer

the homer by blazz razza matazz December 18, 2009

jack homer 

Awesome, hot, cut jawline, beautiful eyes and equally awesome personality, lover of the office and a great leader

Wow Jack Homer is so cool

jack homer by KFC17 November 14, 2017