poser skater 

a poser skater is someone who has a skateboard, but never rides it. they make fun of beginners, when in reality, the beginners are better than them. poser skaters are usually rich preps just skateboarding bacause the devil (avril lavigne) says its cool. they think their better than real skateboarders just cause they have a board

poser skaters suck, thats the end

poser skater by rachel mcmahon July 20, 2006

Poser

A poser is someone who tries hard to be something they arent. Usually, posers call other people posers because they are jealous that the person they called a poser is more skater/stoner/goth/punk/rocker/grunge/etc. than they will ever be.

Summer.

Poser by Mary Mariegh June 21, 2003

Poser Pro 

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"

Poser Pro by razed November 2, 2007

Poled up

Someone who got a firearm aka pistol on them

Yo im poled up right now incase some funny shit happens

Poled up by NY Nigga September 29, 2020

Victim-Poser 

–noun
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.

2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.

1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"

Victim-Poser by Just there to fill the void ! March 15, 2010

poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

poked up by yatusabes March 2, 2008

Poserfag 

Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.

"Make your own 3D models, poserfag!"

Poserfag by AVogel July 8, 2009