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Chernobyl Poptart 

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
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High poptart 

When a women cums and goes into a man's penis and then proceeds to bite his cock off
Ethan screamed in pain after the high poptart

Nebraska PopTart 

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.
Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

Lemon PopTart 

Lemon PopTart installed all the roof drains.
Lemon PopTart by PlumbLife July 19, 2022

A Poptart 

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice
A Poptart by Voltico October 5, 2023

Strawberry Poptart

The act of fucking a girl on her period and then pulling out and glazing her puffy pussy lips with your cum, thus resembling a strawberry pop tart sweet frosting on the outside and strawberry filling on the inside
Last night during Anna‘s time of the month, Adam gave her a strawberry poptart.
Strawberry Poptart by LWC4yourMOM February 4, 2026

Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner
Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart
Nutella poptart by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026