nobody 

sophie

girl: hey nobody *long pause*i mean sophie
sophie: what?
girl: nothing nobody *never corrects herself and says sophie

nobody by word word word word word word May 9, 2019

Nobody asked 

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

Nobody asked by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020

nobody cares go away 

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".

Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

nobody cares go away by TheBarbaricDiamond May 2, 2018

Mr. Nobody 

Its better to be Mr./Mrs. Nobody than to be the somebody you're not and be loved by the world for it.

He/she was a somebody in a world full of nobody's, always commenting on their double standards and hypocrisy from an elevated position Mr. Nobody couldn't get to.

Mr. Nobody by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019

Nobody wants me anymore 

I’m wondering if I am growing irrelevant

Nobody wants me anymore

Nobody wants me anymore by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

nobody loves you

when you are lonely like a man with no arms tring to touch yourself in the bed at night.

kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yes.
kid 1: nobody loves you!

nobody loves you by 1232 wendy's June 9, 2021

nobodysexual

A nobodysexual is a person attracted to nobody sexually like an asexual person, BUT they also feel no romantic feeling Often confused with asexual but it's two completely different sexualities.

Max: You're so gay !
Levi: How dare you assume my sexuality?
Max: Huh?

Levi: Im nobodysexual
Max: Get fucked !
Levi: NO THANKS IM NOBODYSEXUAL

nobodysexual by thenobodysexualofficial July 16, 2018