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Nobody asked 

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

nobody cares go away 

Literally what the top says.
A "Less Offensive Insult".
Man1: Heya dude, wanna check out my new pencil?
Man2: nobody cares go away

Mr. Nobody 

Its better to be Mr./Mrs. Nobody than to be the somebody you're not and be loved by the world for it.
He/she was a somebody in a world full of nobody's, always commenting on their double standards and hypocrisy from an elevated position Mr. Nobody couldn't get to.
Mr. Nobody by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019

nobody loves you

when you are lonely like a man with no arms tring to touch yourself in the bed at night.
kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yes.
kid 1: nobody loves you!

nobodysexual

A nobodysexual is a person attracted to nobody sexually like an asexual person, BUT they also feel no romantic feeling Often confused with asexual but it's two completely different sexualities.
Max: You're so gay !
Levi: How dare you assume my sexuality?
Max: Huh?

Levi: Im nobodysexual
Max: Get fucked !
Levi: NO THANKS IM NOBODYSEXUAL