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Gayer than jizz on a mustache 

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

Hitler Mustache 

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.
To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.
Hitler Mustache by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003

moustache 

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
moustache by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

walrus mustache 

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...
holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!
walrus mustache by Behnaz February 28, 2008

standard issue mustache 

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.
For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

Penn Hills Mustache 

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.
Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.