Goober 

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname. A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive. Goobers are often the source of unexpected and inappropriate comments or outbursts. Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistibly sexy. Anyone lucky enough to love a goober will never be bored.

John: “Kim is such a goober!”

Ray: “Yeah, I can’t help but love her.”

Goober by thunjett August 16, 2009

GOOBER 

a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.

Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!

GOOBER by Crystal Chanda Lier December 19, 2010

goober 

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things

Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?

goober by cbean81 April 21, 2009

Goober Smoochie 

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

Goober Smoochie by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

goobelgoobelsmitch 

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

goobelgoobelsmitch by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

goober juice 

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

goober juice by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby 

A name for a very loud woman who happens to be a judge. Commonly referred to as "Jeanine".

Jeanine: THE RADICAL LEFT IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!
Connor: Wow what a gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby.

gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby by Hale La Tora July 31, 2020