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triple corpse hammerblow  

A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"

Kyle- "fuckin sick!"

Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses 

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.
me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)

corpserape 

to murder an individual that enrages you, then defile their corpse as an act of retribution
Justin said, "Jamie, if you piss me off one more time, I swear to god I will corpserape you."
corpserape by Jack Jerkdown June 3, 2010

Corpse Rudder 

Using the hand of the first passed out party goer to jack off.
Ronnie gave himself a Corpse Rudder after Tommy passed out at the party.

The Corpse 

The act of Submerging one's hand into a bucket of ice water until the hand goes numb. One then proceeds to masturbate with this hand, giving one the illusion of being masturbated by a corpse.
"Dude, I did 'the corpse' last night, and I think I still can't feel my hand, or my dick."

Club Corpse

Anyone over 50 still trolling clubs/bars like they are 20.
She is just another Club Corpse still trolling and hoping there is a chance!
Club Corpse by mistressbratty September 24, 2011