the carpet 

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.

Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.

the carpet by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017

carpet matches the drapes 

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

carpet matches the drapes by quamp March 24, 2007

Flying Carpet 

When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.

I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.

Flying Carpet by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009

carparked 

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

carparked by jmsica March 18, 2009

carpet walkers 

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

carpet walkers by StBill May 25, 2012

Carpwned 

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."

Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"

Carpwned by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008

carpet creeper 

when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while

''ahhh, what is that smell, its making me sick''

'' it was a carpet creeper''

carpet creeper by ronaldo17 March 16, 2009