teresa strasser

A kick-ass Emmy award-winning writer who co-hosts the best radio morning talk show, Teresa Strasser not only showcases a biting wit and quick humor, she also recently didn't marry Batman.

Teresa Strasser is too cool to be defined only as "that jewish girl."

by bachelorette November 13, 2007

Stray Bullet

A bullet that hits you (especially if it causes a fatality) in Counter-Strike when the attacker was not aiming at you at all.

That's BS! I was killed by a stray bullet!

by Pang Mu April 8, 2003

strats

Srategies used by pro gamers to own noobs. Usually associated with rts games (real time strategy).

I used my uber strats to pwn this noob

by Soccrmastr October 16, 2005

Strayer Middle School

Strayer Middle School, where the pot is endless. Be careful turning the corners, you'll bump into a make-out sesh. Strayer is the only school without doors to the bathrooms. The best part of it all; this one middle school (out of two) is bigger than the one high school for Quakertown. Hoorah!

"Yah man, got any pot?"
"dude, we're in strayer middle school, where isn't there pot?"
"I love it here."



"DON'T BUMP INTO MY LIKE THAT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MAKING OUT WITH MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND? !! GOD!"

by pizzahutismyjam1 April 13, 2009

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Uncle Dimma July 23, 2012

stray cat fever

When a person, sometimes despite having a home of thier own, wonders from place to place wearing out their welcome and burning bridges along the way without returning to thier own home. These places typically consist of the residence of friends or distance relatives. A person suffering from this affliction will often discard cleanliness and, when female, will sleep with countless partners as long as drugs and shelter are provided.

That girl has stray cat fever worse than her mom did. Give her a couple beers and she's ready to move in. How are we going to get rid of her.

by notsurewhyweneedthis February 21, 2010

thunder sprays

When you fart while shitting and it sprays all over the toilet.

Man, drinking that shitty beer last night gave me the thunder sprays!

by psurollsovau June 11, 2006