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nascar american

Nascar American: Is the political correct term for a redneck, hillbilly, hick, trailer trash, inbred. Typically a white person who watches Nascar, lives in the counrty side and resides in a trailer, works on a farm or procriates with ones sibling (inbred).
Non Redneck: Hey look at this guy wearing overalls with no shirt on and work boots. Theres a redneck for ya.

Redneck: Hey we perfer to be called Nascar Americans thank you very much.
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nascar tits

When a girl lays on her back and the her tits go straight for the pits.
She got big ole boobies but u know when she lays down, she has nascar tits.
nascar tits by Murda Me Up Son March 2, 2008

NASCAR Dads 

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba
Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.
NASCAR Dads by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

nascar special 

half a handle of russe, half a can of red bull, 1/4 two liter of mt dew
dude i had nothing else to drink last night, I had to go for the Nascar Special.
nascar special by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016

nascar slide 

In PowerPoint or other presentations, the slide that shows numerous logos of customers, endorsers, partners, etc... a staple of marketing presentations intended to show how well-recognized and popular a company and its products and services are in the market.

Often dismissed by serious viewers, the slide is named for its resemblance to a NASCAR vehicle with the sponsor logos plastered all over the body.
Wow, is this NASCAR slide all their customers, or just all the logos they could find on Google Images in half an hour?
nascar slide by gallifreyan September 25, 2013

NASCAR Nigger 

Hillbilly, a man of the mountains. Mainly found in Eastern Kentucky, but they have migrated across the nation.

You know who you are.
Man 1: That cousin fucking NASCAR Nigger is really getting on my nerves.

Man 2: Yeah, he sure is a damn hick.
NASCAR Nigger by My Dad Amphibious January 2, 2019

nascar fart 

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.
- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!
nascar fart by Svetimšalis September 9, 2020