James Earl Cash 

An awesome song by thrash band Flashheads.

Human 1: (Playing air guitar.)
Human 2: What the hell are you doing?
Human 1: Playing the sick guitar solo from James Earl Cash.
Human 2: JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH IS A FUCKIN' WRECK! (Mimes playing a drum solo)

James Earl Cash by Aaron Georke August 12, 2007

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl 

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

henry earl 

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.

henry earl by Lou Stenspayce January 8, 2004

Uncle Earl 

Noun: the act of bringing a woman to orgasm via cunnilingus.

History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.

I can't wait to give my girl some Uncle Earl!

Uncle Earl by Tapioca Farmer October 30, 2006

Nick Earl 

bogart
To smoke the majority or all of a joint/bowl when you may not have even rolled or packed it.

STOP NICK EARLING THAT JOINT.
You just Nick Earled that joint.

Nick Earl by Joe1238232103 June 10, 2008

Lazy Earl 

Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.


derived from a story, not based on an actual person

"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."

Lazy Earl by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Eskimo Earl 

An uncircumcised penis, with an excessive amount of fore skin.

Tom: Did you see his Eskimo Earl?

Jerry: Yah it looked like it was wearing a parka!!!

Eskimo Earl by 1855 April 6, 2011