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Anti-features 

When a company removes features and markets it as innovation.
By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.

-Tim Apple
Anti-features by Lewd1 July 20, 2019

Anti-jambon 

Frequently used in the tech industry to illustrate the fact that : the developpers will not adjust the business rules of a project to upgrade the experience of the really slow/not very smart people (jambon).
On ne fait pas d'anti-jambon
Anti-jambon by Toto2019 July 31, 2019

Anti-date 

A social engagement with an ex-flame, preferably in a romantic, candle-lit setting, where you examine the relationship in excruciating detail and discuss in unflinching terms... because you just don't give af anymore.

After-effects may include confusion, panic and general sense of overwhelmingness. These may be due to lack of sleep, but more likely because anti-dates are considered a bad practice by the general population.
Waiter at fancy restaurant: "should we change the music? It looks like they're on an anti-date?"
Anti-date by CrazyTrainCDMX August 7, 2019

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person
Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

Anti-Reproductionist 

Someone who does not want to have children
She was an anti-reproductionist her entire life - she knew she did not want to have children and she lived happily ever after without being a parent.
Anti-Reproductionist by Amishoney August 23, 2019

Anti-smokesis 

To decline hittin the blunt when offered
Man1:here
Man2: nah im good
Man1: so you anti-smokesis
Anti-smokesis by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019